fruitmangobaethotlil69mamitagrl:

richmondcee:

how to spot basic bitch by url :

  1. "fruit"
  2. "mango"
  3. "bae"
  4. "thot"
  5. "lil"
  6. "69"
  7. "mamita"
  8. "grl"

who da fuck you callin a basic bitch

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

i scrolled down for an explanation and there wasn’t one but i think i’m ok with that

helyon:

finally.

phemiec:

I’m so impressed by girls who can put together a really cute outfit and do their hair and makeup really nice every single day like if I manage to shower and eat breakfast it’s a damn victory

stillslydgn:

i’m too punk croc for this shit 

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mahimahi713:

cannibals-insomnia:

I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet.

"how could you do that! that’s animal abuse"

No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them.

"cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat"

I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.

I was about to go off on you

powertothenerd:

wall-to-wall-shezza:

Best line in BBC history

holy hell doctor

dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

"Before you say yes, get him angry. See him scared, see him wanting, see him sick. Stress changes a person. Find out if he drinks and if he does, get him drunk - you’ll learn more about his sober thoughts. Discover his addictions. See if he puts you in front of them. You can’t change people, baby girl. If they are made one way, it doesn’t just wear off. If you hate how he acts when he’s out of it now, you’re going to hate it much worse eight years down the road. You might love him to bits but it doesn’t change that some people just don’t fit."
--

inkskinned, “My father’s recipe for the man I should marry” (via partygirlmeltdown)

deep

(via serdstse)

thighrabanks:

nvclearbomb:

Is this real life?

No
I’ve died and gone to heaven

fluffymb:

The moment when the table turns.

booksfrommyshelf:

I am haunted by all the editions of books that are prettier than the ones I already own.

©ID