how to spot basic bitch by url :
who da fuck you callin a basic bitch
i scrolled down for an explanation and there wasn’t one but i think i’m ok with that
I’m so impressed by girls who can put together a really cute outfit and do their hair and makeup really nice every single day like if I manage to shower and eat breakfast it’s a damn victory
i’m too punk croc for this shit
I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet.
"how could you do that! that’s animal abuse"
No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them.
"cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat"
I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.
I was about to go off on you
when u haven’t masturbated in ages and
damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people
inkskinned, “My father’s recipe for the man I should marry” (via partygirlmeltdown)
The moment when the table turns.
I am haunted by all the editions of books that are prettier than the ones I already own.