When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??
is that how parents feel
I want money
"Day four hundred and sixty three in captivity. I am crestfallen."
*pulls out of wallet*
apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.
I’m in on this feud and I have chosen my side.
MARA WILSON, YOU HAVE MY SWORD.
AND MY AXE
AND MY BOW
Today my boyfriend bought a label maker
OH MY GOD THIS CARD