mapsontheweb:

Prevalence of “um” vs. “uh” in the United States

condensedbloodmilk:

onlinegf:

why are 15 year olds so angry

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tylenold:

it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

myowntakeonthings:

the-littlelolita:

poeticallybrown:

owl-vortex:

10 things our kids will never understand…

limewire lmao I forgot that was a thing woww. my memory

Lmao the limewire one killed me.

😂😂😂😂😂😂 fucking LimeWire

johnegbort:

good conversation starters

  • omg so i was jerking off right and then„„
  • CRASHES THROUGH UR WALL ON MY SCOoter
  • did u see that thing on tumbler 
  • would u like to talk about ou r lord and saviour jesus christ
  • I JUST FELL OFF A CHAir 
  • get in loSER WE’RE GOINg #SWAGGIng

bad conversation starters

  • hi
  • hello
  • hey

malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

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Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: a waste of desert sand;
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Wind shadows of the indignant desert birds.

The darkness drops again but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

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W.B. Yeats, “The Second Coming.”

I find myself thinking about Yeats’ “rough beast” a lot of late. Yeats thought a shared apocalypse was nigh. But it seems to the beast comes for us one at a time.

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crocodilepatronus:

a kid at hogwarts who just wants to get a proper education but can’t focus because of all of the shit harry potter and his friends keep getting themselves into

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wheres-my-white-rabbit:

divi-ded:

rlyjewish:

thewastedgeneration:

I think this is the most relevant thing I’ve seen on Tumblr

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I wish my teachers would see this

When I’m a teacher, my students will see this at least 50 times throughout the school year. 

beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

allthestarsonyourceiling:

Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and wispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.” I just smiled and took my drink, and while I was leaving I heard the other worker saying: “WOULD YOU STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR INSPIRATIONAL SH*T!” and the guy responded with, “Gurl, there is no way in hell I am letting you dull my sparkle.” 

Oh my god. 

ivoryunknown:

this may actually be one of my favourite photosets on tumblr

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